Buying more video games than you ever actually finish:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

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And the video game industry’s release schedule be like:

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baelor:

amoying:

imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too

too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe

angry90slesbian:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE TWITTER INTERACTION OF ALL TIME

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

nicevagina:

OMG

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

3ch0-lokshun:

speakintongueandcheek:

shisnojon:

heliolisk:

any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough

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ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

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NOT ALL COOKIES

spreadsomeshitspreadsomelies:

orij-nality:

THIS IS REALLY MESSING ME UP

This is not ok