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snazzapplesweet:

instead of a resume i’m just going to send people this

stickysheep:

memeguy-com:

My favorite flavor

oh my fckinGOD

The best part about masturbation

imbrittsimpson:

is that there is a 3000% chance I’ll be hooking up with a sexy bitch.  Every.  Single.  Night. 

brookeyfbaby:

weloveshortvideos:

I did the same dance routine in my room 100 days in a row and made this cool time lapse video 

as soon as the music started playing i knew

Reblogging myself because this is the GREATEST EVER. 

spaceheadsupreme:

"Hey, is that your brother Jimmy touching himself all over?"
"Yeah, he’s really into slow-dance now."
thorinobsessed:

monumentofallyoursins:

psychoticrambling:

falling-through-the-time-vortex:

kamachameleon:

k-hiq:

skylark11:

a lake in montana whose water is so clear it appears shallow, when really its over 100 feet deep!

this is actually kinda terrifying because what if someone doesn’t know how deep it is, so they go diving and try to swim to the bottom, but they always seem just out of reach, so they just keep swimming… and when they realize something’s wrong it’s too late

Imagine seeing a body at the bottom….

tumblr has the ability to turn everything beautiful into something terrifying 

What if you see a skeleton at the bottom of what appears to be a shallow part of the lake. As you dive down to check them out you notice the water is deeper than you originally thought. Much deeper. You come to realize that there is no way these remains could be human, you’re not even half-way down and already the skull already looks bigger than your car


This started so tranquil and then it turned into Friday the 13th

the-yolocaust:

when u hear your favorite band in public

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When someone asks how I am okay with getting so many bruises